Halloween Exhaustion

Puggy: Girl, I am very tired from Halloween.

Girl: That was weeks ago.

Puggy: But there were costumes and I had to bark at people.

Girl: Puggy, we never get more than 1 or 2 trick-or-treaters.

Puggy: Girl, I tell you. It was so hard handing out candy.

Girl: We only handed out like 2 pieces and you weren't helping things.

Puggy: I had to tell them to leave. They don't belong here.

Girl: Still, you're tired after a few weeks though?

Puggy: You don't know the meaning of hard work.

Sheep dog?

Human Girl, is this supposed to be a joke? I am a sheep dog? Also, why is there a dog in my sheep dog picture? This makes no sense Girl. You make no sense. Stop it.

Kmart

Kmart appreciates my beauty. In their winter clothing, they have puggy items. Human Girl thinks these could also be Frenchies, but it isn't terribly clear.

They only seem to fit tiny headed small humans, like children, but I enjoy their efforts. I wish they had used a more attractive face like mine though. I am clearly a pug. Also, my good looks would get those items to fly off the shelves like Christmas came early.

Please inform Kmart that my excellent face is available for modelling purposes and you would like to see me on next year's winter wear.

Lazy Sunday

Girl: Come on, Puggy!

Puggy: No. I want to stay in.

Girl: Please? You gotta go potty eventually!

Puggy: No.

Girl: I'm gonna touch your nose.

Puggy: Go away, Girl. I'm trying to sleep.

Bumblebee

Puggy: Girl, I said I wanted to be Bumblebee for Halloween.

Girl: Umm... you are.

Puggy: GIRL! I wanted to be Bumblebee! Not be A bumblebee!

Girl: What?

Puggy: I wanted to be the cool robot from the Transformer movies.

Girl: Oh. Well, I guess you're not now though.

Puggy: Girl! This is unacceptable. I am ridiculous looking!

Girl: But you're so cute!

Puggy: GIRL!!!!

Godzilla

I am the all-mighty Pugzilla! I roam the ocean seeking treats!

Girl, please get me out of the water though. Is so scary. I don't like it.

Girl, please.

Out of hand

Girl, this is out of hand. This is just plain stupid. I make a smug face and you say I want kisses.

This is dumb, Girl.

I think I deserve some eggs for the torment.

More pug kisses

Girl, you are most unfair. More kiss pictures?!

I will put my butt on you and give you toot kisses.

How does that sound, Girl?

Putting words in my mouth

Girl! Why do you put captions on my photos? I would never say to kiss my face!

I don't like face kisses.

You are mean, Girl.

GACK! I'M DYING!!

GIRL! STOP KISSING ME! STOP!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Stawp!

Girl! Stop using embarrassing photo filters on me! People will question my masculinity! People will think I'm a delicate lady pug! Stawp! Stawp it!

Also, I am not a kitty. The kitties will question my intimidation skills if you make me look so harmless!

Love Boat

Oh, baby, baby. I'm the love boat captain of your heart.

Maybe I'm born with it...

Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

I could probably do a mascara review. I think I'd get pretty good coverage on my little white chin.

Hercule Poirot

I will find ze killer on ze Orient Express. After all, I am ze famous Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot. Agatha Christie wrote about me and my spectacular moustache. You may stare all you like. I am a very handsome sir.

Oh, ladies, are you not enchanted by my wonderful face? Please lean in and I will tell you ze solution to the mystery of me.

When you lean in, do not be afraid to provide treats.

Photo Bomb!

Girl, tried to take a picture today of me sleeping today and I totally photo bombed her. She was laid nicely on my back to get a cute picture, but then... I WOKE UP LIKE LIGHTNING!

Not-so-stupid friend

Okay, I liked him better than I thought.

Although, I ate his leg and ear off after a couple weeks.

Stupid Friend

Girl: Puggy, we got you a new friend!

Me: No, Girl. I don't wanna be friends.

Girl: Puggy, I put your friend on you.

Me: No. Stop it.

Girl: Don't you love him?

Me: No.

How I started the year

I remember this! It was New Year's and Girl wanted to stay awake for it. I tried really hard, but I fell asleep. The white toes in the picture are Daddy. He fell asleep, too. Human Girl was the only one awake at midnight here.

I don't like to stay up late. Or get up early.

12pm to 8pm. Those are my waking pug hours. Although the humans interfere with this all the time.

Cause this is Thriller!

For Halloween, I am practicing my Thriller dance. Have I mastered it yet?

Thunder and Lightning

Today there was a storm. I'm not super scared of storms like the Big Cat, but I am a little spooky about it. I don't like any of it. I sit and look forlorn until Girl comes to comfort me.

These Lips Weren't Made for Kissing

Girl, stop trying to kiss my lips. That is unacceptable. I don't care how cute I am. This manly face doesn't want any girly lips kissing it. Stop it. Stop it, Girl.

Hitchcock

I am pure thespian. I am certain I will be nominated for a best actor award in the coming year. Look how much I look like a beautiful black and white artsy movie poster!

If you can't appreciate true beauty then click away from this page, humans. This is the face of an immortal here.

Towering Beastie

As you humans can see, I am better than all of you. You can clearly tell this by my snooty expression and my general tallness.

No, Girl! Don't tell them you put the camera under my chin while I was sleeping hanging off the couch! That story is highly untrue and I am royalty. I have Chinese lineage as a wealthy lap dog's ancestor. Do not speak otherwise. You are terrible, Girl. I do not approve.

Little Pink Tongue

I am showing you my beautiful tongue. I hope you humans are jealous of how perfect it is. Yours is not as cute. Your tongue is weird. That is why dogs are cute with their tongues out. Because we are far superior. I am just more superior than the rest.

Will you ever return?

Oh, Girl! I think Mummy left us forever! I am so sad. My little face is smushed into the couch in anticipation, but I think we will have to fend for ourselves.

Girl, please go to store and buy me burger. That will tide me over.

I don't think you understand the severity of the situation, Girl! I am not being overdramatic!

Uncurled

Oh, Mummy! I forgot to curl my tail and everyone was taking pictures of my buns! :(

Mummy! This isn't supposed to happen! I forget sometimes, okay?! Leave my beautiful buns alone!

Beached Whale

Look at me!

I am so tired and Girl says mean things like that I am a sea creature trapped on shore!

Girl has no idea how hard I work.

I nearly climbed onto her bed with almost no help.

I also had to find the right position to lay in.

Those are difficult things.

I don't know why Girl insists that she gets space because I am pretty sure I need more beauty sleep.

Bath Day

Oh, Mummy! Girl gave me a bath today and I have become beautiful again! So lovely! So prepared for the world to see my radiance!

Lazy Sunday

Girl: Puggy, you want to go outside?

Me: No.

Girl: But you should go potty.

Me: Zzzzzzzzzz.....

Let's sit outside

Me: Girl, I would like to go outside.

Girl: Okay, we can do that.

Me: I want to sit on the swing.

Girl: Sure.

Me: Girl, please put me back in the house. I don't like this.

Good morning!

Me: Good morning!

Girl: Hello. You're awake finally?

Me: Girl, that is rude. Of course I am awake!

Girl: Puggy, it's lunch time. You made us both stay in bed until after noon o'clock.

Me: Yes.

Girl: So it's not morning anymore.

Me: But it is my morning. Can we have breakfast?

Girl: Okay, I'll get you some dog food. 

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: I don't have time to make you eggs. I have to get going.

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: No. You're getting pug foods.

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: No.

Me: Eggs are pug foods.

Girl: Eggs are not pug foods. Especially not today.

Me: Hey, Girl?

Girl:What?

Me: I want eggs.

So Gangsta

Me: I am so 'hood. Straight gangsta.

Girl: Puggy, you're wearing a hood.

Me: Girl, I know I am in a hood, but I am pretty sure that is how you achieve the title of being so 'hood and gangsta. I might throw gang signs if I can figure out where they sell them. It seems a waste of money to throw them though.

Girl: They don't sell gang signs like they sell old vintage signs. You're a little confused on the concept.

Me: Girl, I am pretty sure I am more experience in this. Drive me to the store, please. Also, please pay for the signs. Also, can we get a burger on the way home? I would like a burger. ...Actually, can we get the burger first, and then get the signs, and then get a burger on the way home?

Feral

Human Girl asked me a question a while back. She said, "Puggy, do you want to be feral?"

I answered," Oh, yes, Girl! I could run about like the beast I am!"

Human Girl laughed because I eat canned food. She commented to Mom that I eat lamb from a can, but in my mind I am actually running the Scottish countryside eating their sheeps.

Girl, this is not in my mind. I am a wild beast.

See the wilderness in my face? See the ferocity in my eyes?

Girl still took my collar off on that day though and never put it back on. Dad puts it on to take me for a walk, but Girl prefers my harness.

Girl, I am feral and you better be aware this means I might eat the kitties.

When they stop being scary.

Hello, humans!

Hello, Humans,

My name is Puggy Buns. Well, not really. I'm a rescue, but the family I came from didn't teach me my real name very well, so I am instead gifted a new name by these humans that live here. I think it's okay because I get lots of treats.

Human Girl said I should tell people about my life and daily adventures. When I'm not sleeping, I manage to squeeze in a few cool things to do. Follow this blog for more puggy antics.