Out of hand

Girl, this is out of hand. This is just plain stupid. I make a smug face and you say I want kisses.

This is dumb, Girl.

I think I deserve some eggs for the torment.

More pug kisses

Girl, you are most unfair. More kiss pictures?!

I will put my butt on you and give you toot kisses.

How does that sound, Girl?

Putting words in my mouth

Girl! Why do you put captions on my photos? I would never say to kiss my face!

I don't like face kisses.

You are mean, Girl.

GACK! I'M DYING!!

GIRL! STOP KISSING ME! STOP!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

These Lips Weren't Made for Kissing

Girl, stop trying to kiss my lips. That is unacceptable. I don't care how cute I am. This manly face doesn't want any girly lips kissing it. Stop it. Stop it, Girl.