Will you ever return?

Oh, Girl! I think Mummy left us forever! I am so sad. My little face is smushed into the couch in anticipation, but I think we will have to fend for ourselves.

Girl, please go to store and buy me burger. That will tide me over.

I don't think you understand the severity of the situation, Girl! I am not being overdramatic!

Beached Whale

Look at me!

I am so tired and Girl says mean things like that I am a sea creature trapped on shore!

Girl has no idea how hard I work.

I nearly climbed onto her bed with almost no help.

I also had to find the right position to lay in.

Those are difficult things.

I don't know why Girl insists that she gets space because I am pretty sure I need more beauty sleep.