Halloween Exhaustion

Puggy: Girl, I am very tired from Halloween.

Girl: That was weeks ago.

Puggy: But there were costumes and I had to bark at people.

Girl: Puggy, we never get more than 1 or 2 trick-or-treaters.

Puggy: Girl, I tell you. It was so hard handing out candy.

Girl: We only handed out like 2 pieces and you weren't helping things.

Puggy: I had to tell them to leave. They don't belong here.

Girl: Still, you're tired after a few weeks though?

Puggy: You don't know the meaning of hard work.

Sheep dog?

Human Girl, is this supposed to be a joke? I am a sheep dog? Also, why is there a dog in my sheep dog picture? This makes no sense Girl. You make no sense. Stop it.

Kmart

Kmart appreciates my beauty. In their winter clothing, they have puggy items. Human Girl thinks these could also be Frenchies, but it isn't terribly clear.

They only seem to fit tiny headed small humans, like children, but I enjoy their efforts. I wish they had used a more attractive face like mine though. I am clearly a pug. Also, my good looks would get those items to fly off the shelves like Christmas came early.

Please inform Kmart that my excellent face is available for modelling purposes and you would like to see me on next year's winter wear.

Lazy Sunday

Girl: Come on, Puggy!

Puggy: No. I want to stay in.

Girl: Please? You gotta go potty eventually!

Puggy: No.

Girl: I'm gonna touch your nose.

Puggy: Go away, Girl. I'm trying to sleep.

Bumblebee

Puggy: Girl, I said I wanted to be Bumblebee for Halloween.

Girl: Umm... you are.

Puggy: GIRL! I wanted to be Bumblebee! Not be A bumblebee!

Girl: What?

Puggy: I wanted to be the cool robot from the Transformer movies.

Girl: Oh. Well, I guess you're not now though.

Puggy: Girl! This is unacceptable. I am ridiculous looking!

Girl: But you're so cute!

Puggy: GIRL!!!!

Godzilla

I am the all-mighty Pugzilla! I roam the ocean seeking treats!

Girl, please get me out of the water though. Is so scary. I don't like it.

Girl, please.

Out of hand

Girl, this is out of hand. This is just plain stupid. I make a smug face and you say I want kisses.

This is dumb, Girl.

I think I deserve some eggs for the torment.

More pug kisses

Girl, you are most unfair. More kiss pictures?!

I will put my butt on you and give you toot kisses.

How does that sound, Girl?

Putting words in my mouth

Girl! Why do you put captions on my photos? I would never say to kiss my face!

I don't like face kisses.

You are mean, Girl.

Maybe I'm born with it...

Maybe I'm born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

I could probably do a mascara review. I think I'd get pretty good coverage on my little white chin.

Hercule Poirot

I will find ze killer on ze Orient Express. After all, I am ze famous Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot. Agatha Christie wrote about me and my spectacular moustache. You may stare all you like. I am a very handsome sir.

Oh, ladies, are you not enchanted by my wonderful face? Please lean in and I will tell you ze solution to the mystery of me.

When you lean in, do not be afraid to provide treats.

Photo Bomb!

Girl, tried to take a picture today of me sleeping today and I totally photo bombed her. She was laid nicely on my back to get a cute picture, but then... I WOKE UP LIKE LIGHTNING!

Not-so-stupid friend

Okay, I liked him better than I thought.

Although, I ate his leg and ear off after a couple weeks.

Stupid Friend

Girl: Puggy, we got you a new friend!

Me: No, Girl. I don't wanna be friends.

Girl: Puggy, I put your friend on you.

Me: No. Stop it.

Girl: Don't you love him?

Me: No.

How I started the year

I remember this! It was New Year's and Girl wanted to stay awake for it. I tried really hard, but I fell asleep. The white toes in the picture are Daddy. He fell asleep, too. Human Girl was the only one awake at midnight here.

I don't like to stay up late. Or get up early.

12pm to 8pm. Those are my waking pug hours. Although the humans interfere with this all the time.

Cause this is Thriller!

For Halloween, I am practicing my Thriller dance. Have I mastered it yet?

Thunder and Lightning

Today there was a storm. I'm not super scared of storms like the Big Cat, but I am a little spooky about it. I don't like any of it. I sit and look forlorn until Girl comes to comfort me.

These Lips Weren't Made for Kissing

Girl, stop trying to kiss my lips. That is unacceptable. I don't care how cute I am. This manly face doesn't want any girly lips kissing it. Stop it. Stop it, Girl.

Hitchcock

I am pure thespian. I am certain I will be nominated for a best actor award in the coming year. Look how much I look like a beautiful black and white artsy movie poster!

If you can't appreciate true beauty then click away from this page, humans. This is the face of an immortal here.

Towering Beastie

As you humans can see, I am better than all of you. You can clearly tell this by my snooty expression and my general tallness.

No, Girl! Don't tell them you put the camera under my chin while I was sleeping hanging off the couch! That story is highly untrue and I am royalty. I have Chinese lineage as a wealthy lap dog's ancestor. Do not speak otherwise. You are terrible, Girl. I do not approve.