Putting words in my mouth

Girl! Why do you put captions on my photos? I would never say to kiss my face!

I don't like face kisses.

You are mean, Girl.

Towering Beastie

As you humans can see, I am better than all of you. You can clearly tell this by my snooty expression and my general tallness.

No, Girl! Don't tell them you put the camera under my chin while I was sleeping hanging off the couch! That story is highly untrue and I am royalty. I have Chinese lineage as a wealthy lap dog's ancestor. Do not speak otherwise. You are terrible, Girl. I do not approve.