Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label halloween. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Halloween Exhaustion

Puggy: Girl, I am very tired from Halloween.

Girl: That was weeks ago.

Puggy: But there were costumes and I had to bark at people.

Girl: Puggy, we never get more than 1 or 2 trick-or-treaters.

Puggy: Girl, I tell you. It was so hard handing out candy.

Girl: We only handed out like 2 pieces and you weren't helping things.

Puggy: I had to tell them to leave. They don't belong here.

Girl: Still, you're tired after a few weeks though?

Puggy: You don't know the meaning of hard work.

Friday, October 31, 2014

Bumblebee


Puggy: Girl, I said I wanted to be Bumblebee for Halloween.

Girl: Umm... you are.

Puggy: GIRL! I wanted to be Bumblebee! Not be A bumblebee!

Girl: What?

Puggy: I wanted to be the cool robot from the Transformer movies.

Girl: Oh. Well, I guess you're not now though.

Puggy: Girl! This is unacceptable. I am ridiculous looking!

Girl: But you're so cute!

Puggy: GIRL!!!!