Good morning!

Me: Good morning!

Girl: Hello. You're awake finally?

Me: Girl, that is rude. Of course I am awake!

Girl: Puggy, it's lunch time. You made us both stay in bed until after noon o'clock.

Me: Yes.

Girl: So it's not morning anymore.

Me: But it is my morning. Can we have breakfast?

Girl: Okay, I'll get you some dog food. 

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: I don't have time to make you eggs. I have to get going.

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: No. You're getting pug foods.

Me: I want eggs.

Girl: No.

Me: Eggs are pug foods.

Girl: Eggs are not pug foods. Especially not today.

Me: Hey, Girl?

Girl:What?

Me: I want eggs.