Thunder and Lightning

Today there was a storm. I'm not super scared of storms like the Big Cat, but I am a little spooky about it. I don't like any of it. I sit and look forlorn until Girl comes to comfort me.

These Lips Weren't Made for Kissing

Girl, stop trying to kiss my lips. That is unacceptable. I don't care how cute I am. This manly face doesn't want any girly lips kissing it. Stop it. Stop it, Girl.

Hitchcock

I am pure thespian. I am certain I will be nominated for a best actor award in the coming year. Look how much I look like a beautiful black and white artsy movie poster!

If you can't appreciate true beauty then click away from this page, humans. This is the face of an immortal here.

Towering Beastie

As you humans can see, I am better than all of you. You can clearly tell this by my snooty expression and my general tallness.

No, Girl! Don't tell them you put the camera under my chin while I was sleeping hanging off the couch! That story is highly untrue and I am royalty. I have Chinese lineage as a wealthy lap dog's ancestor. Do not speak otherwise. You are terrible, Girl. I do not approve.

Little Pink Tongue

I am showing you my beautiful tongue. I hope you humans are jealous of how perfect it is. Yours is not as cute. Your tongue is weird. That is why dogs are cute with their tongues out. Because we are far superior. I am just more superior than the rest.

Will you ever return?

Oh, Girl! I think Mummy left us forever! I am so sad. My little face is smushed into the couch in anticipation, but I think we will have to fend for ourselves.

Girl, please go to store and buy me burger. That will tide me over.

I don't think you understand the severity of the situation, Girl! I am not being overdramatic!

Uncurled

Oh, Mummy! I forgot to curl my tail and everyone was taking pictures of my buns! :(

Mummy! This isn't supposed to happen! I forget sometimes, okay?! Leave my beautiful buns alone!