Bumblebee

Puggy: Girl, I said I wanted to be Bumblebee for Halloween.

Girl: Umm... you are.

Puggy: GIRL! I wanted to be Bumblebee! Not be A bumblebee!

Girl: What?

Puggy: I wanted to be the cool robot from the Transformer movies.

Girl: Oh. Well, I guess you're not now though.

Puggy: Girl! This is unacceptable. I am ridiculous looking!

Girl: But you're so cute!

Puggy: GIRL!!!!

Godzilla

I am the all-mighty Pugzilla! I roam the ocean seeking treats!

Girl, please get me out of the water though. Is so scary. I don't like it.

Girl, please.

Out of hand

Girl, this is out of hand. This is just plain stupid. I make a smug face and you say I want kisses.

This is dumb, Girl.

I think I deserve some eggs for the torment.

More pug kisses

Girl, you are most unfair. More kiss pictures?!

I will put my butt on you and give you toot kisses.

How does that sound, Girl?

Putting words in my mouth

Girl! Why do you put captions on my photos? I would never say to kiss my face!

I don't like face kisses.

You are mean, Girl.