Halloween Exhaustion

Puggy: Girl, I am very tired from Halloween.

Girl: That was weeks ago.

Puggy: But there were costumes and I had to bark at people.

Girl: Puggy, we never get more than 1 or 2 trick-or-treaters.

Puggy: Girl, I tell you. It was so hard handing out candy.

Girl: We only handed out like 2 pieces and you weren't helping things.

Puggy: I had to tell them to leave. They don't belong here.

Girl: Still, you're tired after a few weeks though?

Puggy: You don't know the meaning of hard work.

Sheep dog?

Human Girl, is this supposed to be a joke? I am a sheep dog? Also, why is there a dog in my sheep dog picture? This makes no sense Girl. You make no sense. Stop it.

Kmart

Kmart appreciates my beauty. In their winter clothing, they have puggy items. Human Girl thinks these could also be Frenchies, but it isn't terribly clear.

They only seem to fit tiny headed small humans, like children, but I enjoy their efforts. I wish they had used a more attractive face like mine though. I am clearly a pug. Also, my good looks would get those items to fly off the shelves like Christmas came early.

Please inform Kmart that my excellent face is available for modelling purposes and you would like to see me on next year's winter wear.

Lazy Sunday

Girl: Come on, Puggy!

Puggy: No. I want to stay in.

Girl: Please? You gotta go potty eventually!

Puggy: No.

Girl: I'm gonna touch your nose.

Puggy: Go away, Girl. I'm trying to sleep.

Bumblebee

Puggy: Girl, I said I wanted to be Bumblebee for Halloween.

Girl: Umm... you are.

Puggy: GIRL! I wanted to be Bumblebee! Not be A bumblebee!

Girl: What?

Puggy: I wanted to be the cool robot from the Transformer movies.

Girl: Oh. Well, I guess you're not now though.

Puggy: Girl! This is unacceptable. I am ridiculous looking!

Girl: But you're so cute!

Puggy: GIRL!!!!

Godzilla

I am the all-mighty Pugzilla! I roam the ocean seeking treats!

Girl, please get me out of the water though. Is so scary. I don't like it.

Girl, please.

Out of hand

Girl, this is out of hand. This is just plain stupid. I make a smug face and you say I want kisses.

This is dumb, Girl.

I think I deserve some eggs for the torment.