Hercule Poirot

I will find ze killer on ze Orient Express. After all, I am ze famous Belgian detective, Hercule Poirot. Agatha Christie wrote about me and my spectacular moustache. You may stare all you like. I am a very handsome sir.

Oh, ladies, are you not enchanted by my wonderful face? Please lean in and I will tell you ze solution to the mystery of me.

When you lean in, do not be afraid to provide treats.

Photo Bomb!

Girl, tried to take a picture today of me sleeping today and I totally photo bombed her. She was laid nicely on my back to get a cute picture, but then... I WOKE UP LIKE LIGHTNING!

Not-so-stupid friend

Okay, I liked him better than I thought.

Although, I ate his leg and ear off after a couple weeks.

Stupid Friend

Girl: Puggy, we got you a new friend!

Me: No, Girl. I don't wanna be friends.

Girl: Puggy, I put your friend on you.

Me: No. Stop it.

Girl: Don't you love him?

Me: No.

How I started the year

I remember this! It was New Year's and Girl wanted to stay awake for it. I tried really hard, but I fell asleep. The white toes in the picture are Daddy. He fell asleep, too. Human Girl was the only one awake at midnight here.

I don't like to stay up late. Or get up early.

12pm to 8pm. Those are my waking pug hours. Although the humans interfere with this all the time.

Cause this is Thriller!

For Halloween, I am practicing my Thriller dance. Have I mastered it yet?

Thunder and Lightning

Today there was a storm. I'm not super scared of storms like the Big Cat, but I am a little spooky about it. I don't like any of it. I sit and look forlorn until Girl comes to comfort me.